– before we begin: BITCH NO ONE GIVES AN IOTA OF A FUCK ABOUT TERRY BRADSHAW LET ALONE HIS KIDS. WHO IS TERRY BRADSHAW IN DIS WORLD?
– we continue at Joe’s Crab Shack and we are getting through this SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse having business meetings at King of Diamonds
– Country Club Candiance removes her cutlets on the emotional precipice giving the Nosy Sugar Baby a taste of her own medicine
– Blu Cantrell 1 is upset that MLMonqiue won’t get out of her own lake house and divulges to Ashley with the “textes”
– she doesn’t get combative like she has done but says that she goes through Michael’s shit. Blu Cantrell 1 says she won’t report back to the group but we know thas some bullshit
– Mini Dorothy insists on this Dolly Parton confessional wig
– Kween Kurn is spilling the beans and the cheese on the Black Broke Gates and she wants a refund
– Big Boy is here and T’Challa is not here for it
– Blu Cantrell 2 remains the voice of reason
– Ofwendy and Ofcandiace arrive to the lake home in their suburban sweaters
– Bébé Dean is ready to bounce from the lake house and throw bows on his pops
– Dorothy, Jr. is actually been reasonable this episode but maybe her elitism toward Monique possibly wants Monique to pop off.
– Professor Chaos is coming with some sense and revelations “y’all hoes got some energy”
– Hopeful Florida Retiree Ray finally arrives
– There’s a really heartfelt moment with the couples as Wendy and Eddy revealed the fractured relationship with their in-laws
– Ashley reveals that she confronted her shit husband and he apparently confessed to some infidelity. Also she reveals in next week’s preview what a lot of us thought, but that’s not to say Michael didn’t cross a line